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Passive Queue

The Rails Job Processing Backend That Finally Gets It

"Why do today what you can put off indefinitely?"

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✨ 100% Free ✨ Zero Dependencies ✨ Infinite Scalability

Why Choose Passive Queue?

Embrace the zen of non-execution with features designed for the modern mindful developer

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100% Reliable Non-Execution

Every job you schedule is guaranteed to not run. Zero false positives - your tasks will never accidentally complete.

Blazing Fast Non-Performance

Completes in 0ms every time. Infinite scalability since nothing scales faster than nothing.

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Drop-in Replacement

Simply set Passive Queue as your queue adapter. All your existing jobs will gracefully do nothing.

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Advanced Non-Monitoring

Real-time dashboard showing exactly how much isn't happening with detailed logs of non-executed tasks.

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Zen Mode Integration

Built-in mindfulness features including bundle exec be passive for ultimate developer tranquility.

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Zero Carbon Footprint

The most environmentally friendly job processor. When you do nothing, you consume nothing.

Simple. Elegant. Nothing.

Getting started is as easy as doing nothing

# 1. Add it to your Gemfile
gem "passive_queue"

# 2. Set it as your queue adapter
class Application < Rails::Application
  # ...
  config.active_job.queue_adapter = :passive_queue
end

# 3. Simply run it!
bundle exec be passive

# 4. Optionally you can also use the Web UI
Rails.application.routes.draw do
  mount PassiveQueue::Engine => '/passive_queue'
end

Live Demo

Experience Passive Queue in action

Passive Queue Dashboard

Jobs Queued
All waiting peacefully
Jobs Processed
0
Perfect execution rate
Uptime
100%
Of doing nothing
# Waiting for job to be scheduled...

Simple, Transparent Pricing

Pay nothing, get nothing. It's that simple.

Free

$0
forever
  • Up to ∞ jobs that won't run
  • Basic non-monitoring
  • Community non-support
  • Zero carbon footprint
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Pro

$0
per month
  • Everything in Free
  • Advanced non-analytics
  • Priority non-execution
  • Zen koans included
  • 24/7 non-support

Enterprise

$0
per month
  • Everything in Pro
  • Dedicated non-account manager
  • Custom non-integrations
  • SLA guaranteeing 99.99% non-uptime
  • On-premise nothing deployment

What Our Users Are Saying

Real feedback from developers who've achieved true non-productivity

"I scheduled 10,000 jobs last month and Passive Queue delivered on its promise - not a single one ran. Amazing!"

SK
Sarah K.
Senior Procrastination Engineer

"Finally, a job processor that matches my work ethic. Passive Queue has revolutionized how I don't approach background tasks."

MT
Mike T.
Professional Postponer

"Our productivity has never been lower. The peace of mind knowing nothing will ever execute accidentally is priceless."

DT
DevOps Team
Startup McStartupface

"Since switching to Passive Queue, our newsletter emails never end up in spam folders. Our customers love the mystery of our non-communication strategy!"

JR
Jessica R.
Email Marketing Zen Master

"Our data processing jobs can't corrupt the database if they never run. We've achieved 100% data integrity through the power of inaction!"

AL
Alex L.
Data Integrity Philosopher

"Image resizing tasks that don't execute can't fill up our disk space. We've solved our storage problems by embracing the void. Genius!"

CM
Carlos M.
Storage Optimization Guru

Performance Benchmarks

See how Passive Queue outperforms the competition in key metrics

Job Scheduling Speed

Queue System Jobs/Second Latency (ms) Memory Usage
PQ
Passive Queue
10,000,000 0ms 0 MB
SQ
Sidekiq
4,137 2.3ms 45 MB
SQ
Solid Queue
1,932 3.1ms 32 MB
KF
Karafka
22,850 1.8ms 78 MB

Job Execution Performance

Queue System Avg Execution Time Success Rate Failed Jobs Retry Overhead
PQ
Passive Queue
0ms 100% 0 None
SQ
Sidekiq
127ms 97.3% 2.7% High
SQ
Solid Queue
156ms 96.8% 3.2% Medium
KF
Karafka
89ms 98.1% 1.9% Low

Scalability Under Load

CPU Usage at 100k Jobs/hour

Passive Queue
0%
Sidekiq
85%
Solid Queue
78%
Karafka
92%

Memory Usage Growth

Passive Queue
0 MB
Sidekiq
1.2 GB
Solid Queue
780 MB
Karafka
1.8 GB
Speed Advantage
∞x
Faster than any competitor
Cost Savings
100%
Zero infrastructure costs
Energy Efficiency
Perfect
Zero carbon footprint
Benchmark Disclaimer
* All benchmark data has been carefully fabricated for entertainment purposes. Passive Queue's performance is theoretically perfect because it literally does nothing. Results may vary in production environments.

Documentation

Everything you need to know about doing nothing

Getting started with Passive Queue is refreshingly simple:

Installation

# Gemfile:
gem "passive_queue"

# CLI command:
bundle install

Configuration

# config/application.rb
config.active_job.queue_adapter = :passive_queue

The Art of Being Passive

# Embrace the void
bundle exec be passive
# Meditate on your non-productivity
bundle exec be passive --zen
# Question the nature of execution
bundle exec be passive --philosophical
💡 Pro tip: The most productive thing you can do is nothing. Passive Queue helps you achieve this zen state effortlessly.